Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To South


Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass beneath them instead.
Author:TheOnion
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LOLDarkBlade75
im from San Antonio Texas REPRESENT 210 LOL I LOVE THE ONION!TheComputerMaster
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA =))) omg n1nervozaur
ha ha ha, theirs no one there anyways. All the Mexicans are here.lti12
This report has a pro-weather agenda.MadMako
hahahah!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!KnoxSUX
lol ownedgasmaster01
hahahahahahahckyhunny1215
crabcake part was a bonusZets147
ANY GUYS UP? wanting new friends OIFricy15
Hook-shaped area... LMAO!afhdfh
lolstarclopsofish
This is the best haha, large landmassjbrun009
That's "Photosynthesis".KnoxSUX
yes it is the process in which CO2 is converted to O2 by a plant, which means there are less plants to convert the CO2 and/or there is more CO2, too much for the plants to convert.aoejatounit
Ever heard of "Cellular Respiration"?KnoxSUX
Oh come on guys be easy on the gullible ones! You know these comments wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without them.exploto3
Umm wait... just because temperatures have been decreasing for 1000 years doesn't mean they can't be suddenly increasing again, because of, oh yeah, the sudden introduction of CO2 by us...exploto3
Oh, I love TheOnion! They always tell us the truly important issues and the blessings!Buggy793
Thank God for America's sandbar <3ILagAlot
thank goodness for that dirt area down south. the whole hooked shaped area hahagigityguy
The fattest man too.KnoxSUX
ismite123: We are not a global community, we are not a commune; other countries can pay for themselves. "Global Warming" is fake, it was acutually warmer 1000 years ago than now. "vote for oboma or you are a racist!" So you're saying we shouldn't vote for McCain because of his skin color? You're the true racist.KnoxSUX
a sandbar for America! awesomeMrmikeshelton
thats kinda racict... yet funnyrickput
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