The Onion: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever


The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported.
Author:TheOnion
Tags:china satire beijing swimming fake onion 2008 funny phelps michael news comedy olympics

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Komentarze

This is hilarious! Taking them away at night to show them a special sneak preview of closing ceremonies? Lol!reddragon56789
the internet is not just for English users..Alaway has someone can understand Chinese...the background sound and the news translation are abousolutely different..materwools
screaming and writhing in happines...lmfaofearthestupid
Oh man I had that diseaseefox5
TOO MUCH CLEVER!!!!thecakeisbake
lol! at 0:55, automobile driving monkey prefers to walk hahahadiv3n
Haha!Lengsel7
I loved the Olympics and I didn't get it :( lolMrwinkleton
This was hilarious!Keekeeleekee
haha. rewarded with your house being burn down with the olympic torch... hahajunbums1
ramen comes from japan too you know ppl just shouldn't buy from chinagiveahoot08
but mr.noodles suck!!! shin ramyun are the best309204386
incredibly fun to contractbtgebo
no we need to stop importing ramen, everyone switch to easymac and lets make our cheap microwaveable meals here, not in asia.nothingelseworked64
Taking them away at night to see a special sneak preview, hahaViciousRanger
"They're screaming and writhing in happiness"da3gurls
'is actually incredibly fun to contract' HAHAHAchinesemusicDJ
mmmmmm Ramen regime!infinitex2
"I have the most sores, doctors say I must love the olympics the most!"Justaddbacon
It's unbelievably funny to read the bottom tickerjosephpejovic1
"I have more sores than anyone in my neighborhood. The doctors tell me I must love the Olympics the most" "This morning officials honored Xong Lu by burning his home in a symbolic recreation of the Olympic torch." lmao class actdanielsunshinedahl
by burning his housecyx77
lmfaoJacoD
This is funny criticism of how the Chinese communist government always tries to disguise health disasters as no big deal. lolmacnos
ahahhhhahhahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahaahahaahlikpit
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