Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To South


Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass beneath them instead.
Author:TheOnion
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Komentarze

That's "Photosynthesis".KnoxSUX
yes it is the process in which CO2 is converted to O2 by a plant, which means there are less plants to convert the CO2 and/or there is more CO2, too much for the plants to convert.aoejatounit
Ever heard of "Cellular Respiration"?KnoxSUX
Oh come on guys be easy on the gullible ones! You know these comments wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without them.exploto3
Umm wait... just because temperatures have been decreasing for 1000 years doesn't mean they can't be suddenly increasing again, because of, oh yeah, the sudden introduction of CO2 by us...exploto3
Oh, I love TheOnion! They always tell us the truly important issues and the blessings!Buggy793
Thank God for America's sandbar <3ILagAlot
thank goodness for that dirt area down south. the whole hooked shaped area hahagigityguy
The fattest man too.KnoxSUX
ismite123: We are not a global community, we are not a commune; other countries can pay for themselves. "Global Warming" is fake, it was acutually warmer 1000 years ago than now. "vote for oboma or you are a racist!" So you're saying we shouldn't vote for McCain because of his skin color? You're the true racist.KnoxSUX
a sandbar for America! awesomeMrmikeshelton
thats kinda racict... yet funnyrickput
Horn detourned by US army technology... they can do what they want with the weather.... thats true.JaiBii
in response to ismite123 and blargalflargal: ismite's comment reminds me of republicans in 2004 that posed as democrats in swing states praising kerry's stance on gay marriage (which he was actually opposed to). their radical exaggeration of kerry's policy, presented as if it were a good thing, actually turned voters OFF kerry (their real goal). this seems like something ismite123 is doing, though i may just be giving him way too much credit...ftnchrislol
Full video here __HOSTSILO(.)COM__ long legs in short skirts9955246666
guys its a great comedy its shows that u all the ppl believes right away what tv are shown and not whats really happeningCooLooN
Thats the kind of talk that turns people away from Obama. That comment is just like how people say you aren't a real American if you don't vote for McCain. People want to vote for the person less when you say that. However, I agree Obama should win.blargalflargal
Brilliant!caliaa
why doesnt america handle all disaters everywhere? we should raise taxes and help everyone anywhere. and stop global warming. vote for oboma or you are a racist!ismite123
The richest man in the world lives in Mecico.drummerpablo1
heart heart DILoveRockGirl
or so you think... its cuz the difference in wealth is about 14 pesos! =DDShadow911
Ridiculous.iamnotme1234
Mexico is one of the few places where the richest men in the world and the poorest men in the world live side by side and go to the same market.drummerpablo1
"Kevin Fisher thank you very much for the good news" hahahaha that was an awesome one, just a slight jab at American news coverage as appose to European or global news coverage. Crazy footage too!1voice1man
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